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For once, it's not my fault! I didn't open the damn door, I didn't… 
11th-Jul-2008 01:49 pm
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For once, it's not my fault! I didn't open the damn door, I didn't say "OH HAY LET'S CHECK THIS OUT!" I KEPT MY NOSE FIRMLY OUT OF IT.

Now.

Where the hell am I?
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11th-Jul-2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
~ROY~


How did you get here? I was trying out my trusty little watch here and..uh.. well, it's the wrong bathroom. -=flashy grin=-

So what's up? How's it going? Where's....uh... Damn, Roy, what'd you find, the fountain of youth or something? And what's going on with the spectacles?



[[36 yr old Maes Hughes from another RPG. Back history galore, just run with it <3]]
11th-Jul-2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
*O_____O;;*

Holy... u-um. You're Lt. Colonel Hughes, aren't you?

I'm not dead, am I?

[[Yay, those sort of things are fun. xD; BTW 17y.o. alter!Roy from the Kids OAV ... where FMA actually exists as a show. Meta ftw.]]
11th-Jul-2008 09:38 pm (UTC) - 1/2
11th-Jul-2008 09:42 pm (UTC) - 2/2
OH

MY

GOD-you're his KID, Arent you!

Roy had a kid... He has SPAWNED and never told me of it?! I'm going to beat him half way to death when I see him! I can't believe he never showed me pictures or anything! Who's your mom, kid? I need to know who Roy hooked up with! I NEED to know whom he's married t--

-=pauses=- Wait... He might not be married at all! You could be an illegitimate child! That would explain why there are no pictures! Dammit all him having a kid without me knowing just so I couldn't get any pictures..

-=throws his hand out=- That's right! Lt Colonel Hughes, but you can call me Uncle Maes. Cripes! You're just the spitting image of him! How old are ya, anyway?
11th-Jul-2008 10:50 pm (UTC) - Re: 2/2
*contemplates backing away slowly...stupid exits, why are they blocked?*

I'm... I'm not related to Roy Mustang in any way... *eyes the hand, then shakes it warily* My name is Kobayashi Takeo, I'm from Tokyo.

...If I'm dead I'm going to kill Nick.
11th-Jul-2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
That's nice, that's nice... Where's Tokeeyo?

You're not related? You're the spittin' image of him. You sure you're not some long lost, distant relative or something? -=rumages through his pockets=- You know, I think I have a picture of Roy around here somewhere...
12th-Jul-2008 12:20 am (UTC)
Nope, not related to him in the slightest... I don't think it's possible that I could be related to him anyway no matter how much I wish otherwise.

You really think I look like him? *preens*
12th-Jul-2008 09:51 am (UTC)
-=smirks and thinks Yeah, and you pretty much act like him, too!=-

That's really interesting. Huh.. Well, yeah, if I didn't think you looked like him, I wouldn't have called you 'Roy,' now, wouldn't I?


So how'd you get here, anyway? You have a pocket watch to worldhop with?
12th-Jul-2008 12:11 pm (UTC)
*logic, it escapes this poor boy*

Well, uh. No, I guess you wouldn'tve... world-hop? You use... you mean like a State Alchemist's watch to world-hop? How? That's not possible...
12th-Jul-2008 05:20 pm (UTC)
-=scratches the back of his head=- Ah, well....it's a bit complicated. See, this god gave me a watch to world hop hither and tither. But I've only been able to world hop between bathrooms with any amount of success. How? Beats the crap outta me, kid, it's as mysterious as what the freaks use.
12th-Jul-2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
*o.O*

Okay, I can't decide if I'm dead, doped up or just crazy.

12th-Jul-2008 05:56 pm (UTC)
When in doubt, claim all three!
12th-Jul-2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
*scratches back of head* I guess I could, couldn't I?

*looks around* I don't suppose you've seen my friend about, have you? I hope he got sucked into this with me, otherwise I'm never gonna be able to explain it.
12th-Jul-2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
*will just be...um. Over here. Staring. Dear Gate he didn't need this* Please tell me I'm not seeing what I think I'm seeing.
12th-Jul-2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
*pales, tries to hide behind something* Please don't throw anything at me THIS ISN'T MY FAULT.
12th-Jul-2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
What the hell? I haven't even tried to blame you for anything I mean!
12th-Jul-2008 04:47 pm (UTC)
*actually gets a good look* Wait... wait, you're not-

Okay, now I'm ridiculously confused.
12th-Jul-2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
As am I. You're not actually Roy, are you? *this personality + Roy = DOES NOT COMPUTE*
12th-Jul-2008 05:54 pm (UTC)
Nope, not Mustang. Not even related, although I'm told I could pass for him. *smirks - this Ed seems tamer than others - and bows* My name is Kobayashi Takeo. You're... a whole lot younger than when I last saw you.
12th-Jul-2008 06:27 pm (UTC)
*you just caught him off-guard, he'll get prickly soon :D* Good, if you were I'd have to punch you scream. And just what the hell is that supposed to mean?!
12th-Jul-2008 06:36 pm (UTC)
*panic! how to put this delicatly...* Ah. Um. Well, you threw your cane at me the last time you saw me. ^_^ *considers slowly backing away, doesn't want to provoke him - doesn't know if he can outrun this one!*
12th-Jul-2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
...HOW THE HELL DO YOU CONFUSE ME WITH SOME OLD GEEZER?! *HERE, HAVE A TRAINWRECK HEADED YOUR WAY*
12th-Jul-2008 07:30 pm (UTC)
*oh shi-* But I just - sdklfdsa! *flees*

*from a safe distance* I'm not confused! You're just not old any more!
12th-Jul-2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
*s-still chasing :(* GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN SO I CAN BEAT YOUR HEAD IN!
12th-Jul-2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
*TT__TT* PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I DIDN'T KNOW STEALING YOUR NOTES WOULD CAUSE THIS MANY PROBLEMS!!!!!

*watch Takeo freak out and bolt!*
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